- Me: I need to get an A on this test
- Me: Doesn't study
THIS IS WHY I LOVE AUSTRALIA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE DAY EVER!?
I SAW THIS WHEN IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED OMFG
Proud to be Australian, fuck yes
Yes, good luck with your giant fucking seagulls of death
do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?
And then it comes out as word vomit.
Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
Via | Strangeparking
midwinter is all about celebrating the light, let the sun come back, looking forward to longer days, sun climbing higher!
Returning to warm weather, flowers, blossoms, fresh fruit!
Everything we were taught about aging is all in our minds. Eternal youth.
I fucking love this post.
I want to be this awesome when I’m old!
This is so awesome!
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
1950s Prom and Party Dresses: Black and White
Every. Single. One.
Oh… My… God…. :)))
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
In case you were having a bad day…..
I was, thank you very much
I’m squealing omg